thesweatyhentai:

nipplethief:

thesweatyhentai:

nipplethief:

thesweatyhentai:

nipplethief:

benedict and his yaoi hands

at least he doesnt use his hands for evil

and by evil i mean

stealing nipples

did you not hear about benedict murdering a hooker with his chins

nipple thievery is nothing compared to his horrible acts 

yes, the hooker will be missed by many. eventually the pain will fade for those who knew her

but these nippleless people will live their entire lives without their nipples

how will anyone ever know if they are cold in their thinly-knit polo shirts

but the nipples i steal are used for a greater purpose

the nipple-less human population will understand how much their nipples meant to them

and those with nipples will appreciate theirs more

i’m doing a public service 

what greater purpose

pray

do tell

i’m trying to spread respect and a general appreciation for nipples throughout the world

you never know if you’ll lose them