So apparently it’s “National Best Friend’s Day” (which is actually June 8th but I declare it today because I’m a fantastic friend who doesn’t care if it’s Mother’s Day or some shit and posting about how much I love my friend) so I’d like to dedicate this post to my better half, Ali (nipplethief | formerly pimpwithadeerstalker), who has been probably my weirdest friend eVER.
This is almost the third year I’ve known her. We didn’t really become best buds until last year and now I refuse to be detached from her. I’ll be honest, we’ve had some fights but always come back because my ribs ache when I don’t talk to her for a day. (I’m having cerebral hemorrhages from not seeing her in a whole month or so).
I will not talk about how we met or something because we’re not getting married. But that’s just what I wanted to say to my best friend. Excuse me whilst I sob a lot because I’m high on estrogen.
So there. Enjoy this sexy gif of us.
MILAN I’M CRYING
LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE YOU MONSTER