unimodus:

captain’s log. idk what the frickin star date is. shit’s happening or something. g2g. kirk out.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

unicorn-in-snow:

when I get home after school 

simsgonewrong:

we have a rising artist in the making

familyfriendlyurl:

If You Cant Handle Me At My Worst You Dont Deserve Me At My Best Which Is The Same As My Worst Because I Am Trash

u wanna talk about presidents??! cool, but only the hot ones

vagisodium:

yo teach when will we be learning about the dance dance revolution

welcometogreenhouse:

finally caught the nipplethief

she ded or someting LOL